When I woke up I reached for a bottle
From that bottle I started to drink
Well I chugged it all down my gullet
And that bottle was gone in a blin
k
Cuz I love getting tossed in the morning
Fuckin’ drinking all day and all night
When you slam down a beer and you grin ear to ear
And your brain starts to buzz and you feel alright
Well the weekend’s here, so let’s give a cheer
We’ve got alcohol let the good times roll
It’s eleven AM let the drinking begin
And we won’t fucking stop ‘til we hit the floor
CHORUS:
May the whiskey and beer keep on flowin’
And the gin and the ale and the rum
And we’ll raise a glass to the good times past
And the times that are yet to come
When I woke up my head it was splitting
And my face was a pale shade of gray
Fucking sun is too bright, someone turn out the light
I’m in hell, someone please take the pain away
Now I’m puking all over the carpet
And there’s vomit all over the bed
I’m still shit hammered drunk and I smell like a skunk
And my eyes are all bloodshot and red
A few hours pass, and the pain don’t last
So I’m back for more like a filthy whore
Fuckin’ boozing again, may the fun never end
It’s the beer and the ale that I’m living for
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