ANOTHER DRINKING SONG When I woke up I reached for a bottle From that bottle I started to drink Well I chugged it all down my gullet And that bottle was gone in a blink Cuz I love getting tossed in the morning Fuckin� drinking all day and all night When you slam down a beer and you grin ear to ear And your brain starts to buzz and you feel alright Well the weekend�s here, so let�s give a cheer We�ve got alcohol let the good times roll It�s eleven AM let the drinking begin And we won�t fucking stop �til we hit the floor CHORUS: May the whiskey and beer keep on flowin� And the gin and the ale and the rum And we�ll raise a glass to the good times past And the times that are yet to come When I woke up my head it was splitting And my face was a pale shade of gray Fucking sun is too bright, someone turn out the light I�m in hell, someone please take the pain away Now I�m puking all over the carpet And there�s vomit all over the bed I�m still shit hammered drunk and I smell like a skunk And my eyes are all bloodshot and red A few hours pass, and the pain don�t last So I�m back for more like a filthy whore Fuckin� boozing again, may the fun never end It�s the beer and the ale that I�m living for